I'm Bai and I like elephants.

thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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(via pussy-like-pepsicola)

zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

(via precumming)

godheadcomplex:

godheadcomplex:

hanging out w/ friends:

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people who reblogged this + tagged it “but replace naruto with ______” youre weak YOURE WEAK 

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(via savethechip)

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(via savethechip)

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror